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Hello one and all! If this is your first time visiting the ole' Jonesie then please let me explain a little. I write on a variety of topics. (basically whatever may pop into my head or even whatever rant I have for the day.) Some things are a little out there, I admit. But honestly, I have spent so much of my life worrying about what others think that when I finally released myself from the "rules and roles of society" I really began to find myself. So, my request is that you read more than just one post before you decide. I promise somewhere along the way I am sure you will say what so many others have said at one time or another: Jonesie, you simply say what others only think in their heads!

Showing posts with label Fuck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fuck. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Super Great Comments......

Well, I am just a bit bored with posting and can't think of anything witty to say so I am going to say 'eff it and just post a few comments from other bloggies that I find quite interesting and some down right funny!

Let's start with this one: 

In response to my post I Want an 'Eff it Day, Onion from A Lot of Layers said:
Effe'd it yesterday, so I am all caught up. Glad you enjoyed. I kind of eff'ed it today too. A half-eff kind of day.  I like the thought of "catching up on my 'effing it. Just sounds fun to me!

In response to A Major Bitch of Mine: (which I still have not told you about)  
The Onion said...
Oooh, bitch tease! 
 I love teasing! It makes me have all the power!

In response to Lurking My Blog Are You Now
Loader girl said...
Blog perv.......lmao! 
I just like hearing the word blog perv. 

 

 In response to my post I'm friends with a killer... 

Emily said...
Jonsie! Thank you, I guess??? I am NOT a happy murderer mind you. You make me sound so callous! Nice post though. : )
It's nice to know if someone is actually in the act of murdering they are not picturing happy little easter bunnies hopping around.  Maybe that's because I am getting a posse together to kill him?    
And to round out today's post, mainly because I am lazy, fat and hungry I am going to give just one more shout out for a great comment.  And the winner is......where the hell is the drum roll people?....oh they must be on break along with congress....
In response to my post What the Fuckety Fuck?
Elle said...
LOL! That's great! I love the shout out for people for the sheer sake that they say "fuckety fuck". Brilliant. I think I have seen her blog, hell, I may even be a follower. I desperately follow so many people that I can't keep their cynacism and my own straight. Missed you this weekend, Jonsie, while I was stuck with my effin family.
Just loving it! I got Elles' Belles into my mood that day! A quick shout out to the originator of that phrase though. My gal over at Confessions of a Recovering Cynic. I stole that phrase from her.  I would say borrow but seriously will I give a gem like that back? NOPE!  That's it folks! Leave me an 'effin comment and let me know if you are having a lazy, 'eff it, kill the easter bunny, What the Fuckety Fuck or even a Bon Jovi type of day.  (Yes, I am a die hard fan and still listening to my man of my mental orgasms this long after the concert!)

Friday, April 8, 2011

I want an EFF it day.....

How about you?  Want to come and say 'Eff it with me?  I promise it to be a fun filled day of telling the world to 'eff off!  For that matter we will sit on the couch in my living room with plenty of whatever sinful choice of food your little heart desires.  For me I know that I will range from the salty pleasures of fritos to the melt in your mouth goodness of reeses. 

We will: 

  •  throw the wrappers and bags on the floor and say 'EFF it! 
  • roam through the cable channels I pay WAYYY to much for and if something doesn't catch our interest we'll say 'EFF it!
  • laugh at the phone when it rings, shrug our shoulders and say 'EFF it! 
  • respond to those staring at us in amazement or disgust and say 'EFF it!
  • share and cry about any pressures being placed upon us and then help each other to say 'EFF it!
  • only get up off the couch for essential bodily functions after we say 'EFF it probably one too many times!
  • growl at anyone coming near us with threatening sounds of Mom will you.... and we will say 'EFF it!
  • lay on the couch with our security blankies (you know that nice soft furry blankie you got for Christmas?) and tell the entire world to 'EFF it! 
  • make up songs about telling others to 'EFF it! (using whatever stupid little nursery tune you choose)
  • grab before mentioned security blankie when husband creatures wonder where dinner is and what we did all day, hiding under the blankie and mumbling 'EFF it!
So how about it?  Do you want to come over and play the 'EFF it game with me?  I promise to play nice, share my toys and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh 'EFF it!  It is what it is. 
Just come over and we'll tell each other to 'EFF it. Or maybe that is too much effort and you are 
just sitting there, reading this and saying 'EFF it?


Saturday, March 5, 2011

A new blog for you! (What the fuckety fuck?)

Ok, I started this morning out with the dreaded feeling of shit... I got woke up on ANOTHER Saturday morning by the little monsters, shits, kids and have been sitting here at the computer all morning in an attempt to avoid killing, screaming, eliminating those that breathe too close to me being grouchy.

I first thought well I will write a post.  That idea sucked because all I could think of was if I could just close my eyes and dream of the hottie waiting for me on that island in the corner of my mind eagerly wanting hot ravishing sex catch a few more minutes of peaceful sleep.

So, I started a round of blog hopping and of course I check out this new one I found Confessions of a Recovering Cynic just simply because I love the fact that someone thinks they can recover from being a true cynic.  I have been secretly stalking her for ohhh I would say a month or so and laughing vicariously through her posts.  I had not yet decided if I would grace her with the honor of being on my permanent list of Blogs I Stalk until TODAY!

And what tipped the scale in her favor you ask?  Well this line of course:

What the fuckety fuck?

I literally laughed out loud!  Which I normally refrain from doing because that action usually draws the attention of one of the demon children my loving off spring to rudely come and peer over my shoulder.  And we all know that blogging is an outlet FROM our family not FOR our family.  

Anyways, I being the queen of sarcasm and being crowned titles such as Always Right Janet (Thank you Sarah! ) and Queen Janet (thank you my understanding hubs) love, love, love the fact that I have found someone else in the universe with my sense of superiority and disregard of everyday occurrences.  

So, everyone if you love reading my blog you truly have to go visit Tricia over at Confessions of a Recovering Cynic and tell her that Queen Janet sent you!  

And Tricia, I bow to you on this shitty Saturday morning chica!  Because anyone that has a line like What the fuckety fuck is MY queen!  
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