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Monday, April 25, 2011

The Easter Bunny needs to die!

Yes, you heard me! That little bastard soooo needs to die!  I have figured out just why we only see the little fucker once per year! It's because we loveeeeeee him until we realize the lbs of fat filled candy he has left for us to eat. 

Why not just leave us instructions to slap the candy directly on our asses? Because that's where it will end up!

I won't tell you how many reeses pastel eggs I have consumed in the last 2 days alone. I woke up EATING them! I swear I did!  For those of you that don't know I have a problem with sleep eating.  Ugh....

So, who's with me? I am gathering a posse together and we are going on a bunny hunt!

3 comments:

  1. The OnionApril 25, 2011 at 12:32 PM

    I avoided the candy overload, but haven't done anything physical in a week or more. L-a-z-y. Today is the day.

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  2. Jones FamilyApril 25, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    Onion, just say 'eff it! LOL

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  3. ElleApril 25, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    I love hunting bunnies!!!! They're super fast so that makes it all the better when you catch them. Sense of pride, ya know?! I'm fat and have so little time to care right now that all I'm doing is getting fatter. Oh well, the Easter Bunny can eat poop filled eggs and die!

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