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Friday, April 8, 2011

I want an EFF it day.....

How about you?  Want to come and say 'Eff it with me?  I promise it to be a fun filled day of telling the world to 'eff off!  For that matter we will sit on the couch in my living room with plenty of whatever sinful choice of food your little heart desires.  For me I know that I will range from the salty pleasures of fritos to the melt in your mouth goodness of reeses. 

We will: 

  •  throw the wrappers and bags on the floor and say 'EFF it! 
  • roam through the cable channels I pay WAYYY to much for and if something doesn't catch our interest we'll say 'EFF it!
  • laugh at the phone when it rings, shrug our shoulders and say 'EFF it! 
  • respond to those staring at us in amazement or disgust and say 'EFF it!
  • share and cry about any pressures being placed upon us and then help each other to say 'EFF it!
  • only get up off the couch for essential bodily functions after we say 'EFF it probably one too many times!
  • growl at anyone coming near us with threatening sounds of Mom will you.... and we will say 'EFF it!
  • lay on the couch with our security blankies (you know that nice soft furry blankie you got for Christmas?) and tell the entire world to 'EFF it! 
  • make up songs about telling others to 'EFF it! (using whatever stupid little nursery tune you choose)
  • grab before mentioned security blankie when husband creatures wonder where dinner is and what we did all day, hiding under the blankie and mumbling 'EFF it!
So how about it?  Do you want to come over and play the 'EFF it game with me?  I promise to play nice, share my toys and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh 'EFF it!  It is what it is. 
Just come over and we'll tell each other to 'EFF it. Or maybe that is too much effort and you are 
just sitting there, reading this and saying 'EFF it?


5 comments:

  1. Sounds like fun Sis!
    But I'll be 2 hours away in my livingroom saying: "Eff It" with ya...
    How does every hour on the __:00 sound to ya?? =)

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  2. Doreen say :o): Uh oh, I do at least 3 of those things on a daily basis. Damn...I'm in major need of an attitude adjustment...nah, eff it! lol

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  3. I would come over, but... Eff it. =) Also I don't know where you are but I am in Marquette, MI, which is pretty much a long way away from everything.

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  4. Hey Jonesie . . . love love love this post :)

    Saying "EffIt" is a good thing and must be said routinely! To all those things that need to be done . . . "EffYou" it is Friday!!

    Thanks for following my blog . . . I'm happy to have found yours and following you back.

    JBJ ROCKS . . . Gina :)

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  5. Effe'd it yesterday, so I am all caught up. Glad you enjoyed. I kind of eff'ed it today too. A half-eff kind of day.

    www.alotoflayers.blogspot.com

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