Lurking my blog are you now?

Ok, so apparently after this weekend I have discovered that there are those of you out there that like to read my blog and actually look forward to reading it everyday.  This information truly tickled my happy button
.......in my brain (you dirty minded people!)

But the happiness dwindles a bit when I realized that there are a few certain folks that read regularly but don't follow me!  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me some excuse about oh I tried to but.... (fill in the blank with your own phrase here.) My answer is yes, you could be having some problems trying to follow **raising my eyebrows sarcastically here because it's really quite easy** but if that's the case couldn't you at LEAST leave comments? Come on! Give a girl a break here! 

I mean come on folks! You do realize that if you don't follow or at least leave comments then you really are just a plain 'ole lurker!  Ewwwwwwwwww!  A lurker!!!!!!!!  You know one of those creepy old guys that hangs around the playground that everyone warns kids about???

Oh you like to laugh do you now?  Well, how about this one: If you read my blog regularly and 1. don't follow me and/or 2. don't comment  then you are just a BLOG PERV!  Yeah! I said it!  That's right!  (hubs would say oh my god, did you really just say that? Me: Yes, hubs, I did! insert: CHEESY GRIN!)

So, come on you blog perv!  (I won't go and say your name here in public or anything but you know who you are!) COMMENT, FOLLOW ME!  (or just lurk and laugh if that's the only attention I can get b/c some attention is better than none right? hehehehe)