Stunt Donkey has Heart Attack
In July, a Russian parasailing company strapped Anapka, an 18-year-old female donkey, to a parachute and forced it to sail over a southern Russian beach in a misguided attempt at a publicity stunt.Well, the stunt worked and the video went viral. (Of course it did! We will watch anything!)
Condom Robbery in Malaysia
Malaysian police say they are investigating the disappearance of more than 700,000 ultrathin condoms which went missing in transit between Malaysia and Japan. (700,000????? They must either be thinking they are going to be really lucky OR they are having the world's largest orgy! Either way 700,000????)Sagami Rubber Industries, Japan’s first condom maker, (Who knew that Japan was the first condom makers???) said last week that the shipment was loaded into a container at its factory in northern Malaysia, but that it was empty with the locks replaced when it arrived in Tokyo. (Editor's note: In all honesty that is not the correct photo to go with this picture. I just had to use it because I am really wondering if the Royal Couple is aware of this product??? How would you feel about YOUR face being on the cover of a condom package???)
That's it folks. It's all I've got! I am sick and must stop typing to wipe off the snot running down my face, rub my scratchy eyes, attempt to breathe with all the ICK in my chest and then still gather enough strength to get to my new job: TAXI CAB driver for my kids. UGHHHHHHHHH I HATE HATE HATE this job!
I personally would love to have my picture on a condom box. Then I would be the ultimate Cock Blocker. Or cock sock-er. I need professional help. Hope you feel better soon!!!
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