I actually WATCH these shows?

Well, I pulled myself  took a break from my daily internet stalking reading of those I love for a bit of fattening healthy, oversized portion controlled, gluten filled, gluten free lunch.   (What a mouthful just saying that!)

As I gorged slowly chewed every single bite I began to flip through the channels on the old TV.  (WHAT watch TV on the ACTUAL TV and not on the computer or on my phone?? What an outdated concept!)  Anyways, to the point of my post today:

The TV CRAP I watch!  (When I do watch TV) Now, before you go get your underoos in a wad if you are honest with yourself I am sure you will admit that you too watch at least a couple of these yourself even if it's only late at night while everyone else is sleeping and you somehow find it doable and justifiable to eat an entire bag of oreos or in my case fritos! (HEY shut the hell up! Fritos ARE gluten free!)

So here it goes.  A brief list of the shit I have been known to watch in those can't find an episode of Criminal Minds moment. (Which by the way is the most awesome of all shows!)

Fashion Police --This show is just 'effin hilarious!  I'm not quite sure if I watch it more to see if Joan River's face will crack or to see how many times Kelly Osbourne is going to get bleeped during the show after the producers figure out that a curse word in that awful accent is still a curse word!

The Soup -- I know why I love this one!  I find some sort of crazy humor from watching someone actually making money (and tons of it!) to MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE!  GAWD That dude is my hero! 

Dog the Bounty Hunter -- Ok, be honest!  How many of you tuned in a bit back to see their big special they had on?  I'm not ashamed to say I did!  I mean where else can you get your weekly dose of trailer trash wanna be bad boy talk?  (Don't get me wrong! I don't have anything against living in a trailer as I grew up in one but yanno!) And let's not forget Beth's big boobs bouncing all over the screen!  I just wish I could get her to use those nails to scratch my back.  Not in a weird gross sexual way but in that I just need a good back scratching way!  Yanno?


Campus PD -- This show just gets me.  I watch these kids in college just living it up and think DAMN! I must have really been boring or I just missed it all when I was in college!  Either way I am just amazed at the stupid shit they get caught doing!  I mean I did some stupid things but as I recall I was only caught one time by the sheriff and I ain't gonna tell you what THAT was about!  (But it does make for a funny memory!)


Big Brother -- Oh yes, my fellow groupies!  It's coming again! Casting begins in March so they say and I for one can't wait to get my fill!


Amazing Race -- In case you missed it the new season started this past Sunday.  I have it recorded and will need to go watch it but I am sure that this season will be no different from the last.  Surely, there is at least one hottie couple, a ditzy girl with a mean ass degrading boyfriend/fiance whatever, a gay couple and a dumb country couple.  And why do I watch this one?  Not real sure but when I do I end up with a roomful of my kids watching it with me!

Prison Wives --- Seriously????  I suppose that even a prisoner needs a little love.
< still scratching my head on this one>

**Now, I will say that I will also watch anything regarding animals, hoarding, or medical mysteries.  I have gained valuable knowledge from these type of shows.  I mean geezz, how else would I know that I need to name myself an animal rescue agency if when my neighbors report me to the city for being an animal hoarder?  (Confessions of an Animal Hoarder) Or, that I am actually NOT odd for eating an entire bag of fritos for a meal?  I mean I could be eating couch cushions, laundry soap or even chalk!  (My Strange Addiction) Or even better how could I have self diagnosed myself as one of those medical oddities where I had an extra head taken off my shoulder?  After all hat HAD to have happened to me because my kids and hubbs looks at me like I have two heads quite often!  They must be envisioning that head I had removed at birth right? (Manar's Story: Born With Two Heads)  <----I bet you clicked on that link to check it out.  Didn't you???? 


These are just a few of the many idiotic shows I find myself watching at any given time.  They are in no particular order or anything.  I don't like one more than the other (well maybe I do like Big Brother more!).  Any way you look at it we really have a wide variety of CRAP on the TV.

I'm curious.  What will you admit to watching?  HMMMM????