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Sunday, May 22, 2011

No Rapture.... Le Sigh

To borrow the saying from my oldest, Aubrey, I have to let out a huge

Le Sigh

Why you ask? (Ok, maybe you didn't ask because you don't give a shit. But somehow I think you must be mildly curious because after all you ARE here reading MY blog!) 

I say Le Sigh because I woke up and realized that some delayed Rapture happenings did not occur during the night while I snoozed away with my nice little muscle relaxers my kind Dr. gave me last week because of an idiot driver ramming me from behind while I sat at a RED LIGHT.

Le Sigh

So, now that the great Rapture did not happen (Did you REALLY think THAT was going to come true?) I have to get busy and face the list of a million things to do.  

My Post Rapture List: 
Wash the clothes 
Buy a dryer (to dry the above mentioned clothes)
Attend a PTA sponsored bowling party for kiddos at school
Obtain a copy of police report for the above mentioned rear end ramming
Begin fight with insurance company ...UGH
Begin physical therapy (again for the above mentioned rear end ramming)
Pay bills (apparently they did not get raptured either)
Grocery shop (who needed food if the rapture was going to happen right?)
Mow the jungle grass in the back yard

Oh there is so many more things but sheesh... when is the next supposed rapture scheduled to happen?

Le Sigh......

4 comments:

  1. Thanks for “Stalking Me!” I'm Stalking back, finally! Sorry it took me so long, I had to take a hiatus from the blogging world… Following on GFC w/Both of my blog profiles as Mrs. Marine and as Novel Bloggers:
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  2. Your so funny Janet. Glad I met you at Bill's. I was kinda hoping the rapture would happen so it would take a few people out of my life, then I realized, they probably would be people that would go, although they think they would, lol. :)Cani

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  3. I cant spell my name right, Cami :)

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  4. Nice, I love that the "bills didn't get raptured." Mine didn't either. Suckish, too.

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