To borrow the saying from my oldest, Aubrey, I have to let out a huge
Why you ask? (Ok, maybe you didn't ask because you don't give a shit. But somehow I think you must be mildly curious because after all you ARE here reading MY blog!)
I say Le Sigh because I woke up and realized that some delayed Rapture happenings did not occur during the night while I snoozed away with my nice little muscle relaxers my kind Dr. gave me last week because of an idiot driver ramming me from behind while I sat at a RED LIGHT.
So, now that the great Rapture did not happen (Did you REALLY think THAT was going to come true?) I have to get busy and face the list of a million things to do.
My Post Rapture List:
Wash the clothes
Buy a dryer (to dry the above mentioned clothes)
Attend a PTA sponsored bowling party for kiddos at school
Obtain a copy of police report for the above mentioned rear end ramming
Begin fight with insurance company ...UGH
Begin physical therapy (again for the above mentioned rear end ramming)
Pay bills (apparently they did not get raptured either)
Grocery shop (who needed food if the rapture was going to happen right?)
jungle grass in the back yard
Oh there is so many more things but sheesh... when is the next supposed rapture scheduled to happen?