To begin with I'm not sure if anyone remembers or is old enough to know for that matter what a red light district is. So, to be sure you fully understand here is the Wikipedia definition: A red-light district is a neighborhood or a part of a neighborhood where businesses connected to the sex industry (sex shops, strip clubs, adult theaters etc.) exist.
Now, on with the post:
For the last two days I have been visited by not one, not two but THREE men other than my husband. (Did your eyes pop a little there and your mind go into the gutter? Well, SHAME ON YOU! lol)
The three men are in order of appearance, Tony the mailman, Mr. wearing his shorts a little too tight but I don't mind UPS man, and Mr. always a little too happy did a cloud of smoke just follow you out of your truck??? Fed Ex man.
You see, the hubs is having a major milestone birthday coming up soon as well as the income tax money has finally hit the bank. With both happening at about the same time in addition with my love of internet shopping there are packages arriving at my house every day for the last two days! Everything from party decorations to school clothes (baby girl is going to middle school and will need uniforms
I live in a somewhat older population neighborhood which means they think my business is THEIR business.
Now, how do I get the red light district out of this???? Well, we were leaving yesterday to go to the store (they won't deliver groceries damnit!) and I looked back at the house. The front porch light was on and a fleeting thought passed through my mind: I'm sure glad that isn't a red light or people would think business was on! So, double that up with strange men coming to my door and the need to come up with a catchy title for my post and poof here you are reading!