No intro just the good stuff!
Me: Are you wearing blue jeans?
Megan: No, they are black jeans.
Megan: We should take him with us today! (Referring to the guinea pig and our trip to the dentist office.)
Me: No, that would not be sanitary.
Megan: True, we can never tell when he will let out a piggie fart.
Megan: Chris said Santa isn't real.
Me: Well, what do you think?
Megan: Well I know he is real because Nay Nay sells him coffee everyday! (Big sister Renee works at the coffee kiosk in the mall across from the Santa photo booth.)
Megan: The tooth fairy must be on vacation until the new year. (This said in response to the tooth she lost 2 days ago that is still sitting on my dresser.)
Me: You are a tween now. You really need to pay attention to your body a bit more Megan as you are hitting puberty and your body is going through different things now.
Megan: quizzical look on her face
Me: You know using your deodorant every day, washing your special parts with your special soap etc etc etc.
Megan: I just have one question.
Me: Ok what?
Megan: Where were all these pubety (spelled the way she said it) smells before I was a tween?
Ultimate Blog Hop!
Hello one and all! If this is your first time visiting the ole' Jonesie then please let me explain a little. I write on a variety of topics. (basically whatever may pop into my head or even whatever rant I have for the day.) Some things are a little out there, I admit. But honestly, I have spent so much of my life worrying about what others think that when I finally released myself from the "rules and roles of society" I really began to find myself. So, my request is that you read more than just one post before you decide. I promise somewhere along the way I am sure you will say what so many others have said at one time or another: Jonesie, you simply say what others only think in their heads!